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Family Intervention
Family trying to intervene and stop the compulsive gambling
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My mom told me, "Life is not a gamble, dear." I tried to argue, but then she bet me 20 bucks that I couldn't argue for 10 minutes straight.
Inside the Casino
Trying to resist the allure of the slot machines
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My New Year's resolution was to stop gambling. So far, the only thing I've successfully quit is making New Year's resolutions.
Job Interview
Trying to explain the gap in employment due to excessive gambling
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During the interview, they asked about my strengths. I said, "I excel in high-stakes situations." They hired me as a cashier. Apparently, they misunderstood.
Relationship Woes
Trying to maintain a relationship despite the gambling habit
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My girlfriend told me, "Love is not a game." I tried explaining that it's more like a slot machine—you put in time, affection, and occasionally a diamond ring, and hope for a jackpot.
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