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What do you get when you cross a 7-year-old with a comedian? A lot of and punchlines!
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Why did the bicycle fall over when the 7-year-old rode it? Because it was two-tired!
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How do you organize a fantastic space party for 7-year-olds? You planet!
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Why did the tomato turn red when the 7-year-old walked into the kitchen? It saw the salad dressing!
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What did the 7-year-old say when asked about vegetables? They're just salads that haven't met my chocolate yet!
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I tried to teach my 7-year-old nephew about the value of money. He looked at me and said, 'Why do you need coins and bills? Just use your credit card and buy all the toys you want.' Looks like someone's ready for Wall Street.
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I told my 7-year-old cousin that I used to play outside without smartphones or tablets. He gasped and said, 'How did you survive without a charger?' Well, my friend, we had something called 'fresh air.'
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My 7-year-old niece told me she wants to be an astronaut. I said, 'That's amazing! Going to space, exploring the unknown.' She interrupted, 'No, silly. I just want to escape bedtime.'
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My 7-year-old nephew asked me why I have so many apps on my phone. I told him they make life easier. He looked at me and said, 'If life is so easy, why do you look stressed all the time?' Well played, kiddo, well played.
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My 7-year-old cousin asked me why adults always talk about 'the good old days.' I said, 'Well, back in my day, we had to wait for the internet to connect through a screeching modem. His response? 'You had to wait for cat videos? You guys were the real heroes.'
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Kids these days are like tiny little philosophers, especially my 7-year-old niece. She asked me the other day, 'If time travel is possible, can we go back and stop you from telling that embarrassing story about me?'
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I asked my 7-year-old niece what she wants to be when she grows up. She said, 'I want to be a grown-up who never runs out of cookies.' Well, sweetheart, welcome to the real-world struggle.
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My 7-year-old nephew asked me where babies come from. I panicked and said, 'They're delivered by storks.' He looked disappointed and said, 'I thought Amazon had faster delivery.'
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I tried explaining taxes to my 7-year-old nephew. He looked at me and said, 'So you're telling me the government takes money from you, and in return, they give you the right to adult tantrums? No thanks, I'll stick to my candy.'
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