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The Tooth Fairy Debacle
Explaining the tooth fairy's payment policy to a 7-year-old
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Explaining the tooth fairy's payment scale to a 7-year-old is like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish – it's confusing, and they probably won't remember it tomorrow.
The Homework Helper
Assisting a 7-year-old with homework
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Trying to explain the concept of a word problem to a 7-year-old is like trying to teach a cat to juggle – it's confusing, and someone might end up in tears.
The Annoyed Parent
Trying to get a 7-year-old to eat vegetables
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I thought I was being clever by turning vegetables into fun shapes. Now my kid won't eat anything unless it's shaped like a dinosaur doing the floss dance.
The Bedtime Negotiator
Convincing a 7-year-old that it's time for bed
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My kid asked for a bedtime story, and I said, "Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed on time every night." He replied, "Dad, that's not a story; that's a fairy tale!
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