5 A 1st Date Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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First dates are like smartphones. Exciting at first, but you quickly realize you have to recharge after a few hours!
First dates are a bit like a carton of ice cream. You never know if it'll be rocky road or smooth sailing!
First dates are like toothaches. Painful at first, but sometimes it's just a little popcorn kernel stuck between the molars of conversation!
I asked my date if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'Certainly, it saves time!
First dates are like job interviews but with more awkward silence and a chance of a goodnight kiss!

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