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The Awkward Dater
Navigating the awkward silence
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Midway through dinner, I try to be suave and say, 'I've read that eating chocolate releases endorphins, and I think we could both use some of those right now.' She agrees, so I order the chocolate cake. Little did I know; it wasn't the cake that released endorphins; it was the waiter bringing the bill and ending the date.
The Over-Analyzer
Overthinking every move
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I decide to be a gentleman and hold the door open for her. She smiles and says, 'Chivalry is not dead.' I reply, 'No, but my arm might be if you take any longer to walk through that door.' Turns out, being chivalrous has its own set of hazards.
The Technophobe
Dealing with technology mishaps
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I suggest we take a selfie, and as I'm reaching for my phone, it decides to update. She says, 'That's okay; I like a man who's up to date.' Little did she know, I was struggling to keep up with the times and not drop my phone in the process.
The Over-Sharer
Oversharing too much personal information
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I decide to be honest and say, 'I'm not good with money; that's why I only carry plastic.' She looks at me and says, 'That's cute; my dog does the same thing with his favorite squeaky toy.' Well, at least my credit card isn't squeaky... yet.
The Food Critic
Navigating the menu with a discerning palate
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She suggests we share a dessert, and I agree. But when the dessert arrives, I hesitate and say, 'I believe in sharing, but not when it comes to dessert. It's every person for themselves.' I thought it was a joke until she grabbed the entire dessert spoon.
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