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Why did the 10-year-old bring a suitcase to school? Because he wanted to pack for the future!
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Why did the 10-year-old bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't 10-year-olds tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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What did the grape say when the 10-year-old stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Why did the 10-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the 10-year-old only bring 5 quarters to the game? He heard they only played 2 quarters at a time!
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Why did the 10-year-old run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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Why did the 10-year-old bring a hammer to the music concert? To hit the high notes!
Infinite 'Whys'
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Talking to a 10-year-old is like falling into a 'why' wormhole. You give an answer, and he hits you with another 'why.' It's a journey through the philosophy of existence, with juice boxes and Legos scattered along the way.
Superhero Showdown
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I asked a 10-year-old who his favorite superhero was, expecting Batman or Superman. Nope, he hits me with, The Wi-Fi Fixer! Yeah, forget saving the world; he's on a quest for that uninterrupted streaming experience.
Master Negotiator
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Trying to convince a 10-year-old to eat veggies is like negotiating a peace treaty. Okay, fine, you can have dessert, but you have to declare broccoli as the official vegetable of your plate. Deal?
Epic Meltdowns
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I witnessed a 10-year-old's meltdown because his sandwich was cut into rectangles instead of squares. I mean, call the culinary police! We've got a serious case of geometric injustice on our hands.
Kid Logic
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You ever try arguing with a 10-year-old boy? It's like playing chess with a pigeon – he'll knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and then strut around like he won.
Homework Wisdom
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I tried helping a 10-year-old with his homework, and I felt like I was explaining advanced calculus to a cat. No, you can't just write 'IDK' for every answer. It's not a secret code; it's a math problem!
Bedtime Excuses
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I asked a 10-year-old why he couldn't go to bed on time. He hit me with, I need to practice sleeping for tomorrow. Yeah, because being well-rested is a skill he plans to showcase in the third-grade Olympics.
Bedtime Negotiations
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Bedtime with a 10-year-old is a negotiation session. It's like a UN summit where he argues for five more minutes with the conviction of a lawyer defending his innocence. Spoiler alert: the verdict is always in favor of more video game time.
Snack Negotiations
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I asked a 10-year-old what he wanted for a snack, and he hit me with, I want something healthy, but not too healthy, you know? Yeah, kid, I totally get it. Let's walk that fine line between broccoli and a chocolate fountain.
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