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You ever play hide and seek with numbers? 789 is the master of the disappearing act. I'm convinced it has a secret hideout with 606 and 404. Good luck finding them!
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Ever notice how 789 is like that friend who always leaves the party without saying goodbye? It just disappears, and you're left wondering, "Did it have a problem with 10 or something?
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I saw 789 the other day at the supermarket. It was in the express lane. I guess it was in a hurry to get somewhere important. I mean, who knew numbers had places to be?
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I was at a math convention, and 789 walks up to me and says, "I'm a complex number." I replied, "No kidding, you've been giving mathematicians headaches for years!
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I saw 789 on a calendar, and it was hanging out between July 8th and 9th. I guess it just can't resist being sandwiched between two dates. Must be a cozy spot.
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You ever notice how the number 789 walks into a bar, and everyone's like, "Why didn't you just let 6 be itself?" I mean, talk about pressure to conform!
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I asked 789 how it stays in shape, and it said, "Well, I'm always after 8, and before 10." I thought, "No wonder you're looking so prime!
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I tried counting sheep the other night, but 789 kept interrupting, going, "Hey, I'm next in line! Don't forget about me!" I swear, even in my dreams, I can't escape numerical drama.
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You ever notice how 789 is the rebellious teenager of the number family? It's always trying to be different, refusing to follow the numerical order. I bet its parents, 7 and 8, are so proud.
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