5 Jokes For 789

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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The Smartphone

Constantly checking the time and seeing 7:89 everywhere
My phone is in on a conspiracy with the universe. No matter what I do, it keeps reminding me that it's 7:89 somewhere.

The Microwave

Cooking meals in precisely 7 minutes and 89 seconds
Cooking for 7 minutes and 89 seconds is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—I have no idea what I'm doing, but I hope it turns out okay in the end.

The Coffee Maker

Brewing coffee at precisely 7:89 AM
I asked my coffee maker for a cup of coffee at 7:90 AM once. It laughed and said, "That's a latte to ask for after-hours service!

The Fitness Tracker

Trying to achieve 7:89 steps a day
I tried achieving 7:89 steps a day, but my fitness tracker decided to take a nap on my wrist. It's the laziest accountability partner I've ever had.

The Alarm Clock

Waking up at 7:89 AM
I set my alarm at 7:89 AM to feel rebellious. It's my way of saying, "You can't control me, time!

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