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The Smartphone
Constantly checking the time and seeing 7:89 everywhere
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My phone is in on a conspiracy with the universe. No matter what I do, it keeps reminding me that it's 7:89 somewhere.
The Microwave
Cooking meals in precisely 7 minutes and 89 seconds
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Cooking for 7 minutes and 89 seconds is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—I have no idea what I'm doing, but I hope it turns out okay in the end.
The Coffee Maker
Brewing coffee at precisely 7:89 AM
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I asked my coffee maker for a cup of coffee at 7:90 AM once. It laughed and said, "That's a latte to ask for after-hours service!
The Fitness Tracker
Trying to achieve 7:89 steps a day
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I tried achieving 7:89 steps a day, but my fitness tracker decided to take a nap on my wrist. It's the laziest accountability partner I've ever had.
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