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Have you ever noticed the word "ens" just hanging out in words like "happens" or "listens"? It's like the silent ninja of the English language. You never see it coming, but it's there, causing trouble. It's like the unsung hero of vowels. I mean, who invited "ens" to the party anyway? It's like the party crasher of letters. I can imagine other letters being like, "Who invited 'ens'? We didn't need that kind of drama in our words!
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So, hitting 70 comes with its own set of surprises. One of them being the incredible variety of gray hair. I used to have just one shade of hair - brown. Now I've got a whole spectrum of grays going on. It's like my head is auditioning for a new movie, "70 Shades of Gray... Hair." I've got silver, pewter, charcoal—you name it! I didn't sign up for this hair color palette, but I guess it's nature's way of saying, "Hey, let's mix things up a bit!
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Hey folks! So, I recently turned 70, and you know you're getting old when you start using a GPS for everything. I mean, back in the day, we used to rely on our instincts and a paper map. Now, I've got this little device telling me where to go. It's like having a tiny backseat driver that knows all the shortcuts. But let me tell you, sometimes it feels like it's got a mind of its own. I asked it to take me to the pharmacy, and it took me to a bingo night. I guess even technology wants me to have a good time!
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You ever wonder if there's a secret society of 'ens' plotting against us? I mean, think about it. They're silent, lurking in the shadows of our words. Maybe they have secret meetings, planning which words to infiltrate next. I can picture them whispering to each other, "Let's sneak into 'intense' next, they'll never see it coming." It's like the linguistic Illuminati, and we're all just pawns in their silent game.
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