7 70 With Ens Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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At 70, I've started a comedy club for seniors. Our motto is 'Laugh now, nap later!
My grandma just turned 70 and got a tattoo. When I asked why, she said, 'It's never too late to be a 'rebel' with a cause!
I asked my 70-year-old aunt if she's afraid of technology. She said, 'No, I'm just not into 'byte'-sized drama!
I asked my grandpa what his secret to staying young at 70 was. He said, 'Just keep 'enjoy-cing' every moment!
Why did the 70-year-old golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one!
I asked my 70-year-old uncle if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'At my age, I'm happy with love at first 'byte'!
Why did the 70-year-old retire from stand-up comedy? He felt his jokes were getting too 'stale'!

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