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Lunchbox Chronicles
The ongoing battle of packing the perfect lunch
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I asked my 7-year-old what they wanted for lunch, and they said, "Anything but the crust." I felt like a detective trying to solve the mystery of the disappearing crust. Spoiler alert: It ends up in the trash can at school.
Playdate Predicaments
Navigating the social dynamics of 7-year-olds
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Trying to eavesdrop on a conversation between two 7-year-olds is like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. You hear words like "cooties," "best friends forever," and "super-secret club," and you're left wondering if you just witnessed the formation of a prepubescent Illuminati.
Homework Headaches
Bridging the generation gap in education
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The other day, my 7-year-old asked me how to spell a word, and I said, "Just sound it out." They replied, "Dad, this isn't an episode of 'Sesame Street'; I need real help." Touche, 7-year-old, touche.
Bedtime Negotiations
The never-ending bedtime struggle
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My 7-year-old insists on having a bedtime routine that involves checking for monsters under the bed. I told them monsters aren't real, but they argued, "Well, neither is a reasonable bedtime for a 7-year-old.
Parent-Teacher Conference
Balancing school and home life
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Parenting is a lot like being a stand-up comedian. You constantly feel like you're bombing, and there's always that one heckler in the audience—my 7-year-old, who critiques my dad jokes with a look that says, "Dad, you're funnier when you're not trying.
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