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My 6-year-old tried to explain the concept of upvoting to me. Apparently, if I make her favorite mac and cheese, I get an upvote. If I suggest vegetables, it's a downvote. Democracy in the kitchen, folks!
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6-year-olds on Reddit have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. They're like, "I want a bedtime story, but it better be in meme format, and under 10 seconds, or I'm outta here.
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Trying to explain to a 6-year-old why they can't join a subreddit called "Naptime Rebellion." Sorry, kiddo, but there's no revolting against naptime – not even in the virtual world.
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You know your 6-year-old is on Reddit when they start using acronyms in real-life conversations. I asked my daughter how her day was, and she replied, "OMG, Dad, it was EPIC – IRL!
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My son asked me for a pet the other day, and I suggested a goldfish. He looked at me dead serious and said, "Dad, I want a virtual pet that lives in the cloud. You know, like a cyber-fish. No feeding required!
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The other day, I caught my 6-year-old trying to swipe a physical book, like she was scrolling through an ancient Kindle. I had to explain, "Sweetie, you actually have to turn the pages. No Wi-Fi required.
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My 6-year-old niece asked me for help on her "homework" the other day. Turns out, she was drafting a meme for the kindergarten class. Yeah, welcome to the new era of education where "Caption This" is a valid assignment.
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You know your 6-year-old is too tech-savvy when they ask for a snack by saying, "Hey, can I get some cookies.exe, Dad? And make sure it's not corrupted with broccoli.dll!
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I found my 6-year-old nephew giving a TED Talk to his stuffed animals. The topic? "The Art of Juice Box Squishing: A Comprehensive Guide to Maximum Sip Satisfaction." Standing ovation from the stuffed bunny, of course.
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