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Getting a 5-year-old dressed is like trying to put pants on an octopus. They've got more limbs than you can keep track of, and by the time you're done, you're questioning whether it's worth the effort. Maybe they can just go to school in their superhero cape.
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Trying to reason with a 5-year-old is like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. You can go on and on, but in the end, they're just nodding along, waiting for snack time.
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You ever try to play hide and seek with a 5-year-old? They think closing their eyes means you can't see them. I tried that at work once during a meeting. Spoiler alert: it didn't work, and now I'm not allowed back in the conference room.
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5-year-olds have a sixth sense for finding your most embarrassing moments. They wait until you have company, then proudly announce, "Mommy, remember when you walked into the glass door? That was hilarious!" Thanks, kid. Real helpful.
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Have you ever played a board game with a 5-year-old? It's less of a game and more of a lesson in patience. They change the rules halfway through, forget whose turn it is, and declare themselves the winner for no apparent reason. Monopoly becomes "Monotony.
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The logic of a 5-year-old is both baffling and brilliant. "I don't want to take a nap because I'm not tired. But I'm also not tired because I refuse to take a nap." It's a paradox wrapped in a juice box.
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5-year-olds have the energy of a thousand suns during the day, but come bedtime, it's like they've been hit with a tranquillizer dart. They go from running around like maniacs to suddenly negotiating for just one more story, one more drink, one more trip to the moon.
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I've realized that 5-year-olds are basically tiny philosophers. They ask deep questions like, "Why is the sky blue?" and then follow it up with, "Why can't I wear my superhero cape to bed?" It's like they're challenging the very fabric of our existence, one bedtime debate at a time.
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You ever notice how 5-year-olds are like tiny FBI agents? They ask you a million questions a day, trying to gather intel on your life. "What are you eating? Why? Where are you going? Are you a secret agent, Mom?
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