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Vegetable Wars
Getting a 5-year-old to eat vegetables
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Getting a 5-year-old to eat veggies is like negotiating with tiny food terrorists. "No, you can't negotiate with the broccoli, Timmy!
Toilet Training Terrors
Teaching a 5-year-old to use the toilet
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Trying to explain the intricacies of toilet training to a 5-year-old is like giving a TED Talk to a room full of cats – they nod, but do they really get it?
Sibling Rivalry
Dealing with fights between 5-year-old siblings
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Convincing 5-year-olds to share is like negotiating a delicate international trade deal, but instead of tariffs, it's about who gets the bigger slice of cake.
Toy Cleanup Catastrophe
Getting a 5-year-old to clean up their toys
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Cleaning up toys with a 5-year-old is like being a detective on a crime scene, except the crime is a missing teddy bear, and the suspects are all stuffed animals.
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