5 50th Birthday Man Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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At 50, you have two choices – admit you're old or lie about your age. The birthday man chose a third option: cake and denial!
I asked the 50-year-old about his secret to staying young. He said, 'I lie about my age – a lot!
I told the 50-year-old, 'You don't look a day over 40.' He replied, 'That's because I moisturize with birthday cake!
I told the 50-year-old, 'Age is just a number.' He replied, 'Yes, and mine is unlisted!
I asked the 50-year-old if he had any regrets. He said, 'Just one – that I'm not 25 with 25 years of experience.

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