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My friend celebrated his 50th birthday with a big party. The candles on his cake cost more than the cake itself. It's like, "Congratulations, you've reached the age where fire is a legitimate hazard.
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I asked my friend how it feels to be 50. He looked at me and said, "Well, at least now when I say something's hip, I'm probably talking about my replacement joint.
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At 50, you start to appreciate the little things in life, like not having to set an alarm because your bladder does the job perfectly every morning.
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Turning 50 is like hitting the jackpot of unsolicited health advice. Everyone suddenly becomes an expert, and I'm just here thinking, "I can barely remember where I left my glasses, and you want me to track my daily fiber intake?
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Turning 50 is like upgrading to the deluxe edition of life. You get more creaks, more groans, and a free subscription to AARP.
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I asked my friend how he's coping with being 50. He said, "I've mastered the art of nodding and pretending to understand modern technology. Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.
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My buddy hit the big 5-0, and now he's all about self-care. He said, "I'm on a strict diet – it's called 'I can't eat that after 6 PM because heartburn.'
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At 50, you realize your body is like a car. It starts making weird noises, and you have no idea how it works. You just hope it keeps going without too many unexpected breakdowns. Happy 50th, buddy, welcome to the vintage collection!
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So, my buddy just turned 50, and he's embracing the milestone like a pro. He says, "At this age, my idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 PM!
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