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My friend said he'd give me 50 pounds if I could make him laugh. I guess my jokes aren't 'weighty' enough!
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Why did the 50-pound weight go to school? To get a little 'ton' of knowledge!
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What do you call a 50-pound ant? A giant! It's the 'ant'ithesis of small.
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Have you heard about the 50-pound banknote? It's quite the heavy currency!
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I asked my scale to tell me a joke. It said, 'Sorry, I'm not that 'weighty'!'
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I tried lifting a 50-pound weight and a donut. Guess which one won? The donut, it had 'more weight'!
Weightlifting Wallet
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My wallet's been hitting the gym – found a 50-pound note in there. No wonder my cash is so ripped! But hey, if it keeps up, soon my money will bench more than I do.
Money Muscle-Building
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My wallet's been weight training; just found a 50-pound note in there! Looks like my cash is flexing harder than I am. Forget investing in stocks, I've invested in biceps!
Money Weighs a Ton
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I discovered a 50-pound note in my wallet. I thought it was a get-rich-quick scheme, but it turns out it's a get-fit-quick program for my money. Now my cash is in better shape than I am!
Cash Workout Plan
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I found a 50-pound note in my wallet. Turns out, it's my money's New Year's resolution to bulk up. Now I'm worried it's hitting the gym more often than I am!
Financial Fitness Freak
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Found a 50-pound note in my wallet. I guess my money's been working out without me! I didn't know cash could have gym memberships. Wonder if it's earning loyalty points for reps.
Cash Fitness Regimen
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Opened my wallet and spotted a 50-pound note. Either my money's into weightlifting or it's preparing for the financial Olympics. Guess my dollars are going for the gold!
Dollars with Dumbbells
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Found a 50-pound note in my wallet. No wonder it's bulging! Turns out my cash is following a strict workout regimen. At this rate, my money might apply for a fitness sponsorship!
The Weight of My Wallet
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You ever feel like your wallet's on a diet? I checked mine, found a 50-pound note! No wonder my pants keep falling. Maybe my money's training for a heavyweight championship.
Heavy Investments
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I found a 50-pound note in my wallet. I didn't realize I was investing in weights! No wonder my bank account is ripped and my biceps are broke.
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