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The Shopper
Carrying a 50-pound bag of groceries
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Carrying a 50-pound bag of groceries is like training for a marathon, except instead of a finish line, there's a refrigerator full of snacks waiting for me.
The Traveler
Carrying a 50-pound suitcase
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You know you've overpacked when your suitcase has its own gravitational pull. I tried to lift it, and suddenly, I felt like I was in a scene from a sci-fi movie – "Suitcase Interstellar.
The Romantic
Presenting a 50-pound bouquet
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I got a 50-pound bouquet for Valentine's Day. The card read, "Our love is heavy, just like this floral arrangement and my heart after eating all that chocolate.
The Fitness Trainer
Dealing with a 50-pound weight
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My doctor said I need to lose 50 pounds. I thought he meant in weight, but turns out he was talking about my ex. That's a whole different kind of exercise.
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