Trending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the 43-year-old start a garden? They said it's time to 'grow old gracefully'!
0
0
What do you call a 43-year-old at a dance party? The 'Groove Guru' - they've got moves and experience!
0
0
What do you call a 43-year-old who's a big fan of astronomy? A 'forty-threeson'!
0
0
Why was the 43-year-old so invested in painting? They wanted to brush up on their creativity!
0
0
What do you get when you mix a 43-year-old with a beach vacation? Some 'shore' relaxation and a midlife tan!
0
0
Why was the 43-year-old so invested in learning calligraphy? They said, 'It's time to write my story in style!
0
0
Why did the 43-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because they wanted to raise the bar!
0
0
Why did the 43-year-old bring a shovel to their birthday party? They were ready to dig into the next chapter!
0
0
At 43, your idea of a thrill is finding a parking spot right in front of the grocery store entrance. Forget roller coasters; I want that VIP parking experience!
0
0
43-year-olds, the only group that gets excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. 'This one has extra scrubbing power – watch out, world!'
0
0
At 43, the closest thing you get to a midlife crisis is debating whether to upgrade your vacuum cleaner or stick with the one that's been faithfully eating your dust for a decade.
0
0
You know you're 43 when your idea of a wild weekend is binge-watching crime documentaries and wondering if your neighbor's cat is plotting against you.
0
0
43-year-olds, the age where your back goes out more often than you do, and 'doing shots' means a shot of espresso to survive the afternoon.
0
0
43-year-olds, the only age group that gets excited about a quiet Friday night. 'Woo-hoo, Netflix and no chill!'
0
0
When you're 43, 'going out for a run' means chasing after your dog that just stole your favorite slipper. Cardio with a side of fetch, anyone?
0
0
Being 43 means you're caught between 'I need to start saving for retirement' and 'Did I leave my coffee on the roof of the car again?'
0
0
Remember when staying up until midnight was a regular thing? Now at 43, staying up past 9 PM is a heroic feat, and your superpower is resisting the urge to yawn during a meeting.
Post a Comment