5 43 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Tech Wiz at 43

Keeping up with technology
At 43, I've realized that the only thing I can successfully program is the DVR. And even that's a hit or miss.

Midlife Crisis at 43

Balancing responsibilities and the desire for adventure
I decided to get in shape for my midlife crisis. Now, instead of a six-pack, I have a Costco-sized pack of ibuprofen in my cabinet.

Parenting at 43

Raising teenagers
Parenting at 43 means explaining to your kids what life was like before the internet, and watching their eyes glaze over like you're describing the Stone Age.

Dating at 43

Navigating the world of dating in your 40s
I signed up for a dating app at 43. The only matches I get are with my credit card company telling me my payment is due.

Fitness Freak at 43

Balancing workouts and aging
At 43, my fitness goal is to have a waistline that doesn't scream "I have a mortgage.

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