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At 40, you learn the real reason your parents were so excited about 'nap time' when you were a kid.
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I told my 40-year-old friend he's not old, just well-seasoned. He said, 'That explains the creaking joints – I'm like a human spice rack.
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Why did the 40-year-old refuse to fight with his wife? He knew that at 40, the only battle worth fighting is against gray hair.
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Why did the 40-year-old refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your knees make popping sounds!
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I told my 40-year-old friend he's like a fine wine – better with age. He responded, 'More like a fine cheese – a bit moldy, but some people still appreciate it.
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Why did the 40-year-old take up gardening? Because he wanted to put down roots before his hairline receded any further!
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What's the secret to looking 40? It's all in the lighting – preferably low and with a good Instagram filter.
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