7 Jokes For 40th

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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I used to be a 40-year-old trapped in a 20-year-old's body. But then I turned 40, and now I'm just trapped.
Turning 40 is like a superhero origin story – you discover new powers, like the ability to groan when you stand up.
Why did the 40-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because the drinks were on the house, and he needed help getting up there!
I asked my friend what it's like being 40. He said, 'It's like fine wine – I'm getting better with age, but my back disagrees.
Turning 40 is like a software update. You hope for cool new features, but mostly you just end up slowing down.
I asked my 40-year-old friend how he stays in shape. He said, 'I get my exercise jumping to conclusions and running late.
Why did the 40-year-old start a podcast? Because at 40, you have enough random thoughts to fill an hour every week.

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