7 40 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 09 2025

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At 40, you're like a fine wine - all you need is a cork to keep it together!
You know you're 40 when bending over to tie your shoes becomes a planned activity!
You know you're 40 when getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot on the first try!
I asked a 40-year-old if life begins at 40. They said, 'No, that's just when the warranty expires!
You know you're 40 when 'Netflix and chill' literally means watching Netflix and relaxing!
Why do 40-year-olds make the best detectives? They can find aches and pains nobody else can!
Why don't 40-year-olds trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!

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