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Remember when staying up until midnight was a sign of a good time? Now, it's a clear indication that you've either had too much caffeine or your neighbor's dog won't stop barking, and you're contemplating revenge schemes.
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You know you're in your 40s when you start making weird involuntary noises when you sit down. It's like your body is auditioning for a percussion ensemble, and the knees are the enthusiastic drummers stealing the show.
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You know you're officially in your 40s when your back goes out more often than you do. I used to think "throwing out your back" was a metaphor for a wild party. Now it's just a result of picking up a sock from the floor.
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In your 40s, you become an expert at making plans and then secretly hoping they get canceled. It's not that you don't want to see people; it's just that the allure of sweatpants and a cozy blanket is impossible to resist.
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Turning 40 is like upgrading to the deluxe edition of adulthood. Suddenly, you get exciting new features like regular joint pain, premium prescription discounts, and the incredible ability to groan while sitting down.
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The only six-pack I'm interested in at 40 is a set of well-chilled craft beers. Who has time for abs when you're busy perfecting the art of finding comfortable shoes that also look stylish?
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Turning 40 is like entering a parallel universe where you get excited about a well-maintained lawn and the prospect of early bird dinner specials. Forget about the fountain of youth; we're all searching for the mythical elixir of not needing an afternoon nap.
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Dating in your 40s is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is also looking for reading glasses, and the haystack is a dating app with way too many options. Swipe right for maturity, left for midlife crisis.
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In your 20s, you impress people with your knowledge. In your 40s, you impress people by remembering where you left your keys and successfully avoiding social obligations. It's all about setting achievable goals.
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