16 Jokes For 40 Dollar

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Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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What did the zero say to the four? Nice belt, $40!
What's a $40's favorite song? 'Forty Shades of Green'!
Why did the $40 go to therapy? It had too many issues!
My $40 and I have a pact. It promises not to fold under pressure!
What did the $40 say to the penny? 'You're centsational!
I tried to make a joke about $40, but it was only two twenties.

The 40-Dollar Adventure

Went to a theme park the other day. Thought I'd get some souvenirs. A hat? 40 dollars. A mug? 40 dollars. By the end of the day, I was just taking pictures and saying, This memory? Priceless. Literally.

The 40-Dollar Dilemma

Ever go to a fancy restaurant and look at the menu? They're out here charging 40 dollars for a tiny piece of meat. I'm like, Is this steak made of unicorn tears or what?

The 40-Dollar Mirage

You ever go shopping, find something you love, and then check the price tag? 40 dollars! Suddenly, that item becomes invisible. Oh, it's a limited edition ghost shirt.

The 40-Dollar Dazzle

You ever see those fancy chocolates? The ones that are like, Only 40 dollars for four pieces! At that price, I expect those chocolates to not just taste good, but to also sing and dance for me!

The 40-Dollar Surprise

Dating's funny. Sometimes you think you know someone, and then they show up asking for 40 dollars. I'm like, Is this a date or a business proposal?

The 40-Dollar Dream

You know you're in a classy joint when the tip they expect is 40 dollars. I'm like, Did I just step into a VIP club or a twilight zone where money grows on trees?

That Pricey Feeling

You know you're getting old when 40 dollars doesn’t seem like much anymore. I remember when 40 bucks felt like a fortune. Now? It feels like I'm tipping my age!

The 40-Dollar Trick

I tried doing magic once. Pulled out my wallet, and guess what? 40 dollars disappeared! Poof! The real magic was figuring out where it went.

The 40-Dollar Wisdom

They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown while holding a 40-dollar bill? Exactly. It's like holding a mini golden ticket!

The 40-Dollar Mystery

You ever wonder why we always trust a 40-dollar bill? Like, who even saw a 40-dollar bill? It's like a mythical creature in the wild, right? Hey, can you break this? Um, sure...if it's not a prop from Monopoly!

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