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You ever notice how a "$40 dollar bill" sounds like something straight out of Monopoly? "I'll trade you Boardwalk for a couple of those $40s.
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You ever try to tip someone with a $40 bill and watch their eyes widen like you just handed them the keys to a secret treasure chest?
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I love when someone owes you money and they're like, "I'll pay you back in $40s." Like, buddy, unless you're handing me a stack of 40s from Monopoly, I'm not interested!
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You ever think about how we can swipe our phones to pay for a $3 coffee but still feel like we're winning the lottery when we unexpectedly find a $40 bill?
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Isn't it weird that we've got so many high-tech payment options now, but every time I find a $40 bill in my pocket, it feels like I've discovered a rare artifact?
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I swear, finding a $40 bill in your winter coat is like winning the lottery for forgetful people. Forget Bitcoin, I'm investing in winter coat pockets!
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I think the government should introduce a $40 bill just to mess with people. Imagine the confusion at the cash register. "Is this real? Do I give change?
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If I had a dollar for every time someone questioned the existence of a $40 bill, I'd have, well, a bunch of $40s and a very confused audience right now.
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The other day, someone asked me if I had change for a $50. I said no, but I've got two $40s! They looked at me like I was offering them magic beans.
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