5 4 5 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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Why did the 5-year-old become a gardener? Because they wanted to 'grow' up!

Why did the 4-year-old bring a suitcase to daycare? Because they wanted to pack light!

What do you call a 4-year-old with a black belt? An ink-redible ninja!

What did the 4-year-old say to the toy chest? 'You're not my real chest!

How does a 4-year-old answer the phone? They pick it up and say, 'Hello, can I talk to my mom? She knows everything!

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