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What's a politician's favorite part of the 3rd term? The 'free' time before they start campaigning again!
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How does a president prepare for a 3rd term? By taking a 're-electile dysfunction' pill!
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I asked the 3rd term if it was feeling stressed. It replied, 'Nah, I'm just experiencing some term-inal velocity!
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What's a president's favorite type of math during their 3rd term? Multi-term-al equations!
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What's a politician's favorite game during their 3rd term? 'Spin the Issue' – you never know where it'll land!
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Why did the 3rd term politician start a bakery? They wanted to specialize in 'term'-endoughnuts!
Three's a Crowd
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They say the 3rd term is when things get crowded – crowded with scandals, crowded with broken promises, and crowded with politicians desperately trying to find a seat on the sinking ship. It's like a game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, they're running around trying to find excuses. Oh, sorry, I can't fix the healthcare system because I'm too busy blaming the other party!
Three-Peat or Retreat?
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In sports, a three-peat is celebrated – winning three championships in a row. In politics, a three-peat is when we start googling one-way tickets to another country. It's like, Congratulations, you've won the political lottery! Your prize? Dealing with the mess you promised to clean up during your first term.
Third Time's a Charm?
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You know the saying, third time's a charm? Well, that might be true for dating, but in politics, it's more like, third time's a chance to forget all the campaign promises. It's the only time you'll see a politician campaigning with a magic wand, waving it around and saying, Abracadabra, where did all the problems go? Spoiler alert: nowhere.
The 3rd Term Curse
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I was thinking about the 3rd term the other day, and it hit me – it's like the curse of the pharaohs but for politicians. By the time they reach that 3rd term, it's as if they've entered a political pyramid, and the only way out is retirement or a cameo on a reality show. Maybe we should start wrapping politicians in mummy bandages after their second term, just to be safe.
Term Limits: A Love Story
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Term limits are like a romantic relationship. The first term is the honeymoon phase – everything is new and exciting. The second term is the reality check – you start noticing flaws, but you're still willing to work things out. And the third term? Well, that's when you're in couples therapy, trying to remember why you fell in love in the first place.
Political Deja Vu
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Have you ever noticed that by the 3rd term, politicians start recycling promises? It's like they're playing a game of political bingo, and they're just waiting for someone to shout, I've heard that before! By the 3rd term, they're promising to fix the economy, create jobs, and reunite long-lost socks from the dryer. It's like, Come on, buddy, we've seen this episode before – it's the political rerun no one asked for!
Third Term: The Trilogy
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You know how movie trilogies are supposed to get better with each installment? Well, the 3rd term of a politician is like the third movie – you had high hopes, but now you're just wondering if it's time to reboot the franchise. I can already see the tagline: Coming soon to a ballot near you – the 2028 reboot, now with 20% fewer broken promises!
Three More Years of Broken Resolutions
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You know how we make New Year's resolutions, and by February, we've already broken most of them? Well, a politician's 3rd term is like three more years of broken resolutions, except instead of hitting the gym, they promised to fix the economy. It's like a giant game of political whack-a-mole – problems keep popping up, and they keep swinging and missing.
The 3rd Term Tango
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You know, they say life is like a political term – by the third one, you're not sure if you're still excited about the promises or just waiting for the credits to roll. It's like the president starts off with, I'm gonna change the world! and by the third term, it's more like, I promise not to fall asleep during this meeting. I mean, at that point, even the Secret Service is ordering extra coffee to stay awake.
Three Strikes and You're President?
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They say three strikes, and you're out, but in politics, it's more like three terms, and you're writing your memoir about the good ol' days when you could still make promises without fact-checkers ruining the fun. By the 3rd term, politicians have more scandals than a soap opera, and you start wondering if the Oval Office needs a revolving door.
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