10 Jokes About 3rd Term

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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3rd term" sounds like a political scandal waiting to happen. I can see the headlines now, "Politician Caught in Scandalous Affair with Algebra." No wonder they keep avoiding it in debates.
You know you're in the 3rd term of a relationship when you start debating the deep philosophical questions like, "Who left the toothpaste cap off again?" Ah, the sweet aroma of domestic bliss.
3rd term" is like the Monday of the academic calendar. No one really likes it, but we all have to go through it. It's the academic equivalent of a participation medal – just for showing up.
You ever notice how "3rd term" is a bit like that one friend who always shows up uninvited to the party? You're having a great time with the first two terms, and then BAM – "3rd term" barges in, bringing its textbooks and pop quizzes.
3rd term" is when the struggle becomes real. Suddenly, you're googling things like "How to survive the last stretch of the school year without losing your sanity." Spoiler alert: No one has a definitive answer.
If life had terms, the 3rd term would be the one where you start questioning all your life choices. "Did I really need that extra slice of pizza in the first term?" Yes, yes, you did.
You know you're getting old when the only "3rd term" you're concerned about is the third term of your mortgage. I've got 99 problems, and my interest rate is all of them.
They say the 3rd term builds character. Well, if that's true, then I must have the character of a seasoned stand-up comedian – surviving on caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable life decisions.
So, I recently discovered that adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of waiting for the 3rd term – whether it's waiting for the 3rd term of the year to end or waiting for the 3rd term of the day to start (aka lunch).
3rd term" is like that awkward middle child of the academic year. Everyone's excited about the first term, nostalgic about the second, and the third is just there, asking for attention like, "Hey, remember me? I exist too!

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