7 3rd Graders Talent Shows Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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I asked my 3rd grader if he wanted to do a puppet show for the talent show. He said no, his teacher already does that every day!
My 3rd grader practiced singing for the talent show. I told him he sounds like a million bucks...in the shower!
My 3rd grader wanted to tell a time-travel joke at the talent show. I said, 'Sorry, that's a bit too past his bedtime!
My 3rd grader wanted to do a dance routine for the talent show. I suggested the floss. He thought I meant the dance, not his teeth!
I told my 3rd grader he should do a stand-up comedy act for the talent show. He said he'd rather sit down for it!
I asked my 3rd grader if he wanted to do a magic show for the talent show. He disappeared. Turns out he took the disappearing act literally!
I asked my 3rd grader if he wanted to do a science experiment for the talent show. He said no, he'd rather stick to his 'laughing gas' routine!

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