7 Jokes For 30th Anniversary

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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On their 30th anniversary, my grandparents shared their secret to a lasting marriage. Grandma said, 'It's all about compromise.' Grandpa added, 'Yes, she compromises, and I admit she's always right.'
At the 30th anniversary dinner, my grandpa joked, 'Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!'
At the 30th anniversary, the husband said to his wife, 'Darling, after 30 years, I've finally found the key to a successful marriage.' His wife replied, 'Is it the key to the house or the car? Because I've changed both!'
At the 30th anniversary, the husband told his wife, 'We've been together for so long, I've started to think we share the same brain.' His wife replied, 'Great! Maybe now we can remember where we left the car keys.'
On their 30th anniversary, my grandparents joked about how they stay married for so long. Grandma said, 'It's simple. I decide, and grandpa agrees.' Grandpa nodded, 'Yes, that's our secret: I agree.'
On their 30th anniversary, my parents told me, 'Love is like a good wine, it gets better with age.' I guess that explains why they're always wine-ing!
I told my wife on our 30th anniversary, 'Honey, you've stuck with me through thick and thin.' She replied, 'Well, you know, more thick than thin!'

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