5 Jokes For 30th Anniversary

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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The Anniversary Gift Dilemma

Finding the perfect gift after 30 years
I asked my wife what she wanted for our 30th anniversary. She said, 'Surprise me.' So, I hired a mariachi band to follow us around for the day. Now, every time I try to surprise her, she just asks, 'Is the band coming?'

The Wise Grandparents

Imparting wisdom on love after 30 years
We celebrated our 30th anniversary, and our grandkids were amazed. They asked, 'How did you two stay together for so long?' I told them, 'We made a deal - she handles the remote, and I handle the thermostat. It's all about compromise, kids.'

The Forgetful Husband

Trying to remember the 30th anniversary
I tried to plan a surprise for our 30th anniversary. I got so excited that I accidentally blurted out the surprise to her. Now the only surprise is that I thought I could keep a secret for 30 minutes, let alone 30 years.

The Parental Perspective

Celebrating the 30th anniversary with grown-up kids
Our kids asked us how we've stayed together for 30 years. I told them, 'It's easy, just find someone who agrees with your thermostat preferences and bathroom habits. Everything else is negotiable.'

The Tech-Savvy Couple

Navigating the digital age together for 30 years
After 30 years of marriage, my wife and I communicate mostly through emojis. I sent her a heart, and she replied with a thumbs-up. I think our love just got a five-star rating.

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