8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For 30 second

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I tried meditating for 30 seconds. Turns out, that's just enough time to realize how chaotic my mind is!

Why was the 30-second marathon runner always out of breath? Because he couldn't find the pause button!

Why was the 30-second chef never stressed? Because everything was 'microwaveable'!

Why did the stopwatch become a comedian? Because it knew how to time its punchlines in 30 seconds!

Why did the 30-second salesperson always succeed? They knew how to make a 'quick' impression!

My attention span is like a 30-second timer. Blink, and it's gone!

I tried to sum up my life in 30 seconds. Realized it was a 'flash'back!

I challenged myself to be productive for 30 seconds. Spent 20 seconds planning and 10 seconds wondering where the time went!

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