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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even 3 min intervals!
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems in the last 3 min!
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Why do basketball players never go on vacation for more than 3 min? They can't handle too many seconds away from the court!
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I told my friend I can finish a cup of coffee in 3 min. He asked, 'Brew-tal!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing in just 3 min!
Life's GPS
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Life is like having a GPS that says, In three minutes, make a U-turn if possible. And you're sitting there thinking, Can I make a U-turn in my career, or is that just for driving? Because if life has taught me anything, it's that sometimes you need to reroute before reaching your destination – or at least before the GPS lady says, Recalculating.
Microwaving Wisdom
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Life advice should come with a microwave timer. Like, instead of Follow your dreams, someone should say, Follow your dreams, but don't let them burn – set the timer for three minutes, tops! Because let's face it, no one's got time for overcooked dreams!
Speed Dating with Goals
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Trying to achieve life goals is like speed dating with destiny. You have three minutes to make a good impression, and if you mess it up, destiny swipes left, and you're left with a broken heart and a rejected job application!
Three-Minute Workouts
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I tried one of those three-minute workout routines, thinking I could get fit in the time it takes to brew a cup of coffee. Turns out, the only thing I gained was a newfound appreciation for sitting on the couch. Who knew exercise could be so exhausting in such a short amount of time?
Dating App Time Limits
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Dating apps are like speed chess with your emotions – you have three minutes to make a move, or your match is gone forever. It's like, I can't decide what I want for dinner in three minutes, but sure, let me pick a life partner real quick!
My Relationship in 180 Seconds
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My relationship can be summed up in three minutes – the time it takes for my partner to ask, What's wrong? and for me to say, Nothing, and for them to reply, Are you sure? It's like speed dating, but instead of meeting new people, we're trying not to strangle each other in record time!
The Three-Minute Marathon
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You ever notice how life is like a three-minute marathon? Some people sprint through it like Usain Bolt, and then there's me, just trying not to trip over my own shoelaces! I thought I was training for a marathon, turns out I'm in a sprint against time, and time's winning!
Three-Minute Dishes
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I tried a three-minute recipe once. By the time I chopped the vegetables, the three minutes were up! It's like Gordon Ramsay is playing a cruel joke on us, expecting us to create a masterpiece in the time it takes him to say, It's raw!
The Express Lane of Adulting
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Adulting is like being in the express lane at the grocery store – you're there for three minutes, and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices. Do I really need almond milk, or am I just lactose intolerant because I can't handle adult responsibilities?
The Office Meeting Clock
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Office meetings are like the three-minute noodles of corporate life – you're not sure why you're there, it's over before you know it, and you're left wondering if anything substantial actually happened. The only difference is, three-minute noodles don't ask you to submit a status report afterward!
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