7 3 Min Jokes

One Liners

Updated on: Mar 29 2025

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I asked my cat how long she plans to nap. She said, 'I'll wake up in 3 min to eat and go back to sleep!
I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it. It's a 3-minute paradox!
I asked the librarian if the book on time management is available. She said, 'Three minutes, aisle 4!
I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time—3 min, to be exact!
I told my plants a joke. They didn't laugh, but they photosynthesized for 3 min, so that's a win!
I set my alarm for 3 min, but I haven't slept yet. It's the thought that counts, right?
My dentist told me to brush my teeth for 3 min. So now, I just hum the Jeopardy theme song in my head!

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