6 Jokes For 3 Inch

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Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts... or the 3 inches of flesh!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, and they were all 3 inches deep!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it was only 3 inches away!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even claiming to be 3 inches long!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field, teaching others to reach for the stars, or at least 3 inches above the ground!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up for so long. It needed a 3-inch rest!

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