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The Short Basketball Player
Struggling in a game of giants
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I joined a basketball league for short players, but even there, I'm the short one. It's like being the runt in a litter of already tiny puppies.
The Short Superhero
Fighting crime with a height disadvantage
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I tried joining the Justice League, but they said my superpower of being three inches shorter than everyone else wasn't exactly what they were looking for. I guess they prefer their heroes tall and their shelves unreachable.
The Short Chef
Trying to reach ingredients on the top shelf
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My kitchen is like a high-stakes game of Jenga. Every time I need something from the top shelf, it's a race against time to grab it before the whole tower collapses.
The Short Barber
Struggling to cut hair at the right height
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I've started offering discounts for customers who crouch down during the haircut. It's the only way I can reach the top without turning it into a hair-guessing game.
The Short Detective
Investigating crimes without a height advantage
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They say the best detectives have a keen eye for detail. Well, when you're short, the only detail you see is the lint on people's shoes. I solved a case once by identifying someone from their distinctive sock fluff.
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