10 2018 Jokes

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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2018 was the year when we all suddenly became experts on cryptocurrency. I remember asking someone about Bitcoin, and they started explaining blockchain technology like they were teaching me quantum physics. I just wanted to know if I should buy or sell!
Has anyone noticed how we used to take group photos in 2018? It wasn't a quick snap. It was a 10-minute photoshoot, deciding on angles and filters. By the time we were done, we needed another group photo to capture the exhaustion from the first one!
You ever notice how in 2018, we all became professional photographers with our smartphones? I mean, I used to take one photo of my dinner, and now I've got an entire food photoshoot happening before I even take a bite. My meal needs an agent at this point!
Remember when in 2018, every social event had that one person who insisted on bringing their drone? We'd be at a family picnic, and suddenly there's this buzzing overhead. I felt like I was at a barbecue and surveillance at the same time.
In 2018, we all became weather forecasters. Every morning it was like, "Let me check my weather app and decide if I need a jacket, an umbrella, or if I can just stay in bed all day.
You know it's 2018 when your GPS tries to turn your life into an adventure. "In 500 feet, turn right and discover the unknown!" I just want to get to the grocery store, not embark on a mystical journey.
2018 was the year when the phrase "binge-watching" became an accomplishment. "What did you do this weekend?" "Oh, I binge-watched an entire season." "Wow, you're so productive!
2018 was the year when everyone suddenly became a fitness guru. People were counting steps, calories, and heartbeats like their Fitbit was the key to eternal happiness. I just wanted to climb the stairs without feeling like I needed a performance report.
In 2018, emojis became our second language. I mean, I can have a whole conversation with someone using just emojis. If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be like, "To be or not to be? 🤔 That is the question. 🤷‍♂️
The dating scene in 2018 was like online shopping. You'd scroll through profiles like you're browsing through Amazon. "Hmm, this one has good reviews, but the shipping might take a while.

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