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You know, the 2016 election was like choosing between a rock and a hard place. It's the only time I've seen people vote with the enthusiasm of someone picking the lesser evil on a menu. "Hmm, I'll take the corruption with a side of questionable decisions, please!
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The 2016 election had more plot twists than a telenovela. I haven't seen that many unexpected turns since I tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. "Wait, why is this Swedish bookshelf making me question the entire political system?
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You know the 2016 election was bizarre when even time travelers avoided that period. They probably went to the future, saw what happened, and were like, "Nah, let's not mess with that – I'll just stay in the 1800s, thank you.
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I miss the days when "fake news" was just your friend telling you that aliens built the pyramids. Now, it's like every headline is a plot twist in a thriller movie, and I'm just here trying to figure out who the real protagonist is.
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The 2016 election was so wild; I thought it was a reality show pilot. I kept waiting for a commercial break where the host would come on and say, "Stay tuned for the next episode, where our contestants try to run an entire country without getting impeached!
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Remember how during the 2016 election, everyone became a political expert overnight? People were throwing around terms like "electoral college" and "swing states" as if they were secret code words to enter a political party. I felt like I needed a decoder ring just to follow the conversation.
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The 2016 election debates were like a heated family Thanksgiving dinner, but on national television. I half-expected someone to storm offstage, slam a door, and then the camera pans to them sitting in a confessional room, saying, "I just can't with these people!
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The 2016 election made me realize that politicians are basically like pizza delivery guys. They promise to arrive in 30 minutes or less, but when they finally show up, you're left wondering why you even ordered in the first place.
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Watching the 2016 election was like witnessing a marathon where all the runners kept tripping over their own feet. I haven't seen that much stumbling since my last attempt to walk in heels.
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