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So, on April Fools' Day, everyone thinks they're a comedian, right? I decided to play a little prank on my co-worker. I thought it would be funny to cover his office chair with plastic wrap. Classic, harmless, right? Well, turns out, he's allergic to plastic. Who knew that was even a thing? Now, I'm not just the office joker; I'm also the guy responsible for the impromptu trip to the emergency room. Note to self: Pranks are all fun and games until someone breaks out in hives.
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You know how people make New Year's resolutions? Well, I decided to make April Fools' resolutions. You know, set some goals that are so outrageous that even I wouldn't take them seriously. So, I told everyone I was going to learn how to speak dolphin. Yeah, because that's a practical life skill. Now, my friends are sending me YouTube videos of dolphins making weird noises, and I'm regretting my commitment to marine mammal communication. Note to self: April Fools' resolutions should probably be more about self-improvement and less about aquatic linguistics.
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You know, I love the first of April, but it's a day where you can't trust anyone. I mean, people are out there trying to pull pranks left and right. My friend thought it would be hilarious to replace my toothpaste with mayonnaise. I mean, who does that? I'm over here expecting minty freshness, and I get a sandwich spread surprise. I felt like I brushed my teeth with a ham and cheese combo. Note to self: April Fools' Day is not the day to trust your toothpaste.
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April Fools' Day can be a tricky time for relationships. My girlfriend decided to tell me she was pregnant as an April Fools' joke. Let me tell you, that's not the kind of joke you play on someone. I went from shock to panic to calculating the cost of diapers in a matter of seconds. It took her a good five minutes to reveal it was just a prank. Yeah, real funny, babe. Let's just say I'll be questioning everything she says for the next month.
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