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April Fools' Day is the one day my refrigerator becomes a source of anxiety. I open it cautiously, wondering if my leftovers have transformed into something else overnight. "Oh, look, my spaghetti turned into spaghetti-flavored ice cream. How festive!
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On April Fools' Day, everyone becomes a temporary magician. My neighbor came over and said, "Watch me make your lawn gnome disappear." I played along, and now my lawn gnome is enjoying a spa day in their backyard.
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Ever notice how people become overnight comedians on April Fools' Day? Suddenly, everyone has a stand-up routine. My mom called me and said, "I sold the house and bought a llama farm." Nice try, Mom. You're not fooling anyone.
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April Fools' Day is the one day when being gullible is practically a superpower. My friend told me, "Dude, they just invented a microwave that makes ice cream hot." I believed it for a good five minutes before realizing I was being played.
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You ever notice how on April Fools' Day, you suddenly become a detective? Someone tells you something, and you're like, "Is this legit or just a prank?" I received a text saying, "Congratulations, you've won a lifetime supply of air." I spent the next hour Googling, "Is air a new cryptocurrency?
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April Fools' Day is like the one day when sarcasm becomes a national sport. You can say the most absurd thing, and people will just nod and go, "Oh, really? That's interesting." I tried it at the grocery store. "Excuse me, sir, these cucumbers are actually intergalactic communication devices." Nailed it.
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You know, April Fools' Day is the only day when you question everything. I walked into work, and my colleague said, "Guess what? We're getting a raise!" I looked at the calendar suspiciously and replied, "Nice try, Steve. Nice try.
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April Fools' Day is the only day when you question the legitimacy of every news headline. "Scientists discover a new breed of talking penguins." Sure, and I'm the ambassador to the Penguin Republic.
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You know it's April Fools' Day when your morning coffee tastes suspiciously like orange juice. I thought my taste buds were playing tricks on me until I realized my roommate had pulled a switcheroo with the coffee and orange juice containers. Well played, but now I'm awake and confused.
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