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What did the 13-year-old math book say to the pencil? 'I have too many problems!
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Why did the 13-year-old take a ladder to the library? Because he wanted to reach the highest shelf-esteem!
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Why did the 13-year-old bring a ladder to the concert? Because he heard the music was on another level!
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Why did the 13-year-old bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to reach new heights in tide!
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Why did the 13-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the 13-year-old refuse to buy a calendar? Because his days were numbered!
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Why did the 12-year-old bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
Texting vs Carrier Pigeons
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Communicating with 12-13 year olds is a struggle. They've got their own secret language filled with acronyms and emojis. It's like they're trying to communicate through carrier pigeons, but instead of messages, they're sending a series of confusing hieroglyphics.
The Tween Tango
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You ever try having a conversation with a group of 12-13 year olds? It's like trying to negotiate a peace treaty between warring factions, except the factions are divided over the best flavor of bubblegum.
The Hormonal Rollercoaster
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Talking to 12-13 year olds is like riding a hormonal rollercoaster. One moment they're as chill as a cucumber, and the next, they're reacting to life's problems like they just discovered their favorite TikTok dance is so last week.
Homework Hypnosis
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Helping 12-13 year olds with homework is like trying to decipher an ancient scroll. It's a mix of algebraic hieroglyphics and the occasional doodle that may or may not be a stick figure of their math teacher. I'm convinced they're studying a different dimension's math.
Snack Time Negotiations
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Negotiating snack choices with 12-13 year olds is like navigating a diplomatic summit. They'll debate the merits of Doritos versus Cheetos with the seriousness of United Nations representatives discussing world peace. It's snack time politics at its finest.
Bedtime Battle Royale
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Getting a 12-13 year old to bed is like participating in a nightly Battle Royale. There are negotiations, strategic delays, and sometimes, they'll deploy the ultimate weapon—the I'm suddenly starving tactic. It's a bedtime war zone, and I'm just trying to survive the sleepless skirmishes.
The Wisdom of Middle Schoolers
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You know, 12-13 year olds are like tiny philosophers. They'll drop profound nuggets of wisdom on you one minute, and the next minute, they'll be arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It's like Socrates meets a really picky eater.
Mastering the Art of Lip Sync
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Ever tried singing along to your favorite song with a 12-13 year old? Good luck! They've mastered the art of lip-syncing to songs they've never heard before. It's like a concert with a silent, but very expressive, backup vocalist.
The Mystery of Lost Socks
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If you want to understand the enigma of lost socks, just ask a 12-13 year old. It's like they have a secret portal in their laundry room that leads to the Bermuda Triangle for socks. I'm starting to believe they're conducting sock sacrifices during laundry night.
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