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You know what's fascinating about 11-year-old boys? Their obsession with goo. If it's sticky, slimy, or gooey, it's like a magnet for them. They conduct scientific experiments in the kitchen, mixing ketchup with mustard, adding a splash of soy sauce, and then proudly presenting it to you as their new invention – gourmet goo. And you have to pretend like you're impressed. "Wow, buddy, you just reinvented condiments." I can see the future now: Michelin-starred restaurants serving dishes like "Gourmet Goo Fusion Cuisine.
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Let's talk about their negotiation skills. 11-year-old boys can haggle over snacks like they're in a high-stakes business deal. You offer them an apple, and suddenly they're negotiating for a chocolate bar, a bag of chips, and a soda. It's like, "Kid, you're not at a snack market; you're in my kitchen!" I tried to outsmart them once. I said, "Okay, fine, you can have a snack, but it has to be healthy." This genius looks at me and goes, "Does a granola bar covered in chocolate count?" I had to give it to him; that's some next-level snack strategy.
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Let's not forget the bedtime drama. 11-year-old boys have mastered the art of delaying bedtime. It's like they're starring in their own mini soap opera. "Mom, I can't sleep. I need a glass of water." Two minutes later, "Dad, there's a monster under my bed." And just when you think you've solved all the problems, they hit you with the ultimate plot twist: "Can I sleep in your bed tonight?" It's a nightly saga of bedtime negotiations and strategic delays. Forget about tucking them in; you need a scriptwriter and a director to handle this bedtime drama.
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You ever notice how 11-year-old boys are like junior detectives? They think they're solving the biggest mysteries of life. I overheard two of them the other day discussing something very serious. One goes, "Dude, have you ever wondered why adults always say, 'Don't grow up too fast'?" The other one looks at him with the wisdom of a pre-teen philosopher and says, "Bro, it's a trap. They just want us to do the dishes forever!" These kids are like Sherlock Holmes in a world of dirty laundry and missing homework.
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