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Ever notice how 11-year-old boys can transform into Olympic sprinters when you announce it's time for a bath? It's like you've just yelled, "The floor is lava!" They'll hurdle furniture like pros to avoid that tub.
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I don't understand their fascination with slime. It's like they believe slime has magical powers. If only they were as enthusiastic about cleaning their rooms as they are about creating the ultimate slime concoction, we'd have spotless houses.
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Have you tried having a conversation with an 11-year-old boy? It's like negotiating with a tiny lawyer. They can argue their case for an extra hour of video games with such conviction; I almost hired one to negotiate my salary.
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I asked my 11-year-old nephew what he wants to be when he grows up. He said a YouTuber. When I was his age, I wanted to be an astronaut. Times have changed. Now, instead of reaching for the stars, they're reaching for likes and subscribers.
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You ever notice how 11-year-old boys are like mini tornadoes in your living room? You clean up, turn around for two seconds, and suddenly it looks like a Lego hurricane just hit. I call it the "Toy-nado" effect.
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They have this uncanny ability to make a mess in the kitchen that rivals a cooking show disaster. I swear, after they're done making a sandwich, it looks like a food fight took place, and the sandwich lost.
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Have you ever tried to explain the concept of patience to an 11-year-old? It's like trying to teach a cat to do the Macarena. They nod like they understand, but their eyes say, "Can we wrap this up? Fortnite awaits.
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Getting an 11-year-old to sit still is like trying to nail jelly to a wall. They've got so much energy; I'm convinced they run on a mix of candy, cartoons, and the dreams of not having to go to bed early.
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They're masters of strategic procrastination. Homework due tomorrow? They'll suddenly decide it's the perfect time to organize their collection of rare rocks or learn how to juggle. Anything but that assignment.
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