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You know you're getting older when your idea of a wild Friday night involves sitting on the couch, binge-watching your favorite show, and thinking, "Wow, these fictional characters have it all figured out." I miss the days when staying up past 10 PM felt rebellious. Now, I'm just hoping I can make it to 10 without falling asleep.
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When I was 10, I thought having a lot of friends meant you were popular. Now, having a lot of friends just means you have a lot of unread text messages. Social life takes a backseat to social media these days.
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When I was 10, the only responsibility I had was feeding the class fish during summer vacation. Now, my biggest responsibility is remembering to charge my phone so I can complain about adulting on social media.
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As a kid, I thought the world was black and white in the old photos because that's how the world used to be. Now, I realize it's just because life was simpler when everything wasn't in high definition. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss, especially when it comes to wrinkles.
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As a kid, I thought quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my adult life. I had this image of it being around every corner, just waiting to pull me in. Turns out, the real danger is accidentally clicking "unsubscribe" from an email you actually wanted.
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Remember when getting a package in the mail was an event? Now, as an adult, the most excitement I get from a package is the satisfaction of successfully tearing off the tape without cutting myself. Ah, the simple joys of growing up.
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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet - no one really knows how to do it, and it always seems more complicated than it should be. When I was 10 years old, I thought adults had it all together. Now, I realize we're all just pretending, hoping no one notices.
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Remember when you could eat a whole bag of candy and bounce back the next day? Now, if I so much as look at a donut, I can feel my metabolism slowing down. Being 10 years old meant invincibility; being an adult means calculating the calorie count in your dreams.
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Being an adult is basically just Googling how to do stuff. I'm 10 years old in Google years – constantly curious, slightly confused, and pretending I know what I'm doing. Thank you, Google, for being the real MVP of adulthood.
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