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I'm in my 30s now, and I thought I had this whole adulting thing figured out. But then, I get a note that just says "07". Is this the new adulting manual? Like, step 7: Send cryptic messages to confuse your friends and make them question their life choices. And what happened to the other 6 steps? Did I miss an important memo on how to properly fold fitted sheets or decode the symbols on my laundry tags? I swear, being an adult is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions – you think you know what you're doing, but in reality, you're just hoping it all holds together.
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You ever call tech support, and they hit you with the classic "error code 07"? It's like they're speaking a language that only IT wizards and aliens from the planet Glitchtron understand. I'm on the phone like, "Yeah, my computer just hit me with a 07. Is that bad?" And the tech guy, in his infinite wisdom, goes, "Oh, that's a common issue. Just reboot your computer." I'm thinking, "Bro, I could have Googled that myself, but thanks for making me feel like I just cracked the Da Vinci code of computer problems.
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You ever notice how communication can be like trying to navigate a foreign country without a map? I recently got a text from my friend that just said "07". I stared at it for a good 10 minutes, contemplating life, wondering if it was some secret code or maybe the coordinates to buried treasure. So, being the brave adventurer I am, I replied with "42" and waited for the universe to unfold its mysteries. Turns out, my friend just butt-dialed me. Yeah, 07 is the new pocket dial language. I feel like we need a Rosetta Stone just for deciphering accidental texts.
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I'm convinced there's a secret society out there that communicates exclusively through random numbers. Like, I imagine walking into a room, and everyone turns to me and goes, "07." And I'm standing there like, "Am I supposed to reply with 42, or is that just for text messages?" Maybe it's the secret code for joining a club where they discuss the mysteries of the universe, like why cats stare at walls or why socks disappear in the laundry. If you ever get a note that just says "07," consider yourself invited to the most enigmatic party in town, where the only rule is that nobody really knows what's going on.
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