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I told my computer a joke about 07, but it couldn't process the humor – it got stuck in a loop!
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Why was the computer cold on its birthday? Because it left its Windows open!
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I asked my friend to pick a number between 1 and 10. They chose 07. I said, 'You octopi my thoughts!
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What do you get when you cross a computer and the number 07? A lot of bytes!
Ghost Therapy: Who You Gonna Call?
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I decided to send my ghost to therapy. Turns out, it's hard to find a therapist who specializes in supernatural counseling. But hey, at least now I can say, I got a ghost shrink. She's really helping him work through his 'unfinished business.'
The Ghost in My House Has a 9 to 5 Job
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You know you're adulting when even the ghosts haunting your place have a day job. I'm over here struggling to find motivation, and my ghost is like, I can't haunt you right now, I have a meeting with the spectral board at 3 PM.
My Ghost Wants Wi-Fi Password, Not Peace
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I tried to make peace with the ghost in my house. I said, Let's coexist, be friends. The ghost replied, Sure, but what's the Wi-Fi password? Apparently, even the afterlife needs good streaming.
Haunted GPS: Take a Left at the Eerie Sounds
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I tried using my ghost as a GPS. Big mistake. Every time we approached a creepy-looking alley, the ghost would be like, In 300 feet, turn left into the abyss of eternal darkness. I think I'll stick to Google Maps.
Haunted House? More Like a Haunted Lease Agreement
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Living in a haunted house is like having a never-ending roommate drama. I told the ghost, Listen, you can't just move the furniture around whenever you feel like it. We have a lease agreement, and spectral rearranging isn't covered!
Ghost Roommate Problems
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Living with a ghost is tough. Every time I ask him to do the dishes, he just floats through them. I'm like, Come on, even ghosts should contribute to the household chores. Casper would at least try.
Ghost Dating Woes
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My ghost is having a hard time on ghost dating apps. His bio says, I've been single for centuries, looking for someone to share my afterlife with. Swipe left if you're afraid of commitment or ghostly apparitions interrupting movie night.
When Your Ghost Starts a Side Hustle
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My ghost is trying to make some extra ectoplasmic income. He's renting out our attic on Airbnb. The reviews are wild: Spooky ambiance, occasional ghostly apparitions. Would stay again if I survive.
Haunted Diet Plans
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I asked my ghost if he could help me lose weight. He suggested the haunted diet — you know, where you only eat when you hear mysterious whispers in the dark. Let's just say I'm still waiting for those whispers.
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