7+ Best One Liners your woman Jokes

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said, 'Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.

I asked my wife if she’s ever tried a 360-degree spin. She said, 'No, I stick to the 180-degree ones.

My wife told me I snore too loudly. I said, 'I'm just practicing for my future career as a chainsaw.

I asked my girlfriend if she's ever tried a two-minute noodle. She said, 'No, you're my first.

My wife asked me to put the cat out. I didn't know it was on fire.

My wife asked me if I could do the dishwasher. I replied, 'I love you, but that's a full-time job.

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