17 Your Parents Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Much like my parents when they see a sale.
Why did the computer catch a cold? Because it left its Windows open, just like my parents during winter!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired, just like my parents after a family vacation.
Why did the scarecrow's parents become farmers? They wanted to raise a crop of outstanding kids!
Why don't parents ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you hear them yell 'Dinner's ready!
I asked my parents if I was adopted. They said, 'Not yet, but we're still looking.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my parents when they try to help me with my homework.

The Parental Dance-off

You know you're at a family gathering when the dance floor clears, and it's just your parents doing the Macarena. And not even correctly. They invented a new move called the awkward shuffle.

Parental Timing

Ever notice how parents always choose the most inconvenient times to call? Hey, just checking in, are you busy? I'm literally skydiving, Mom. Oh, just wanted to remind you about that shirt you left at home. Crisis averted.

Parental Misunderstandings

Ever try to explain technology to your parents? I once told my mom, It's not rocket science. She replied, Well, even if it were, I'd understand it better than your dating choices!

Parental Technology Woes

My parents still use a flip phone. I told them, Dad, you're living in the past. He said, At least in the past, my phone battery lasted longer than a 10-minute phone call with you.

The Parental Pep Talk

Before exams, my mom would say, Remember, darling, you're the best. Then, my dad would chime in, But if you fail, we have a cousin who’s good with goats. Thanks for the motivation, Dad!

Parental Fashion Sense

My mom thinks she's trendy because she wore bell-bottoms in the '70s. I said, Mom, fashion's evolved. She replied, So has my ability to embarrass you in public.

Parental Wisdom, Or Lack Thereof

My dad's advice on relationships? Son, always find a girl who cooks, cleans, and listens. I said, Dad, are you describing a wife or a GPS?

Parental Eavesdropping

My parents have this superpower; they can be in a different room, and somehow, they hear every whispered word. I tried testing it once. I whispered, I'll sneak out tonight. Five seconds later, my dad walks in, Don't forget to take out the trash.

Parents' Parenting 101

You know, my parents used to say, We brought you into this world, we can take you out. And I'd be like, Alright, but let's be honest, you've seen me try to assemble IKEA furniture. We both know that’s a disaster waiting to happen!

Parental Bargaining

Growing up, my parents were experts at bargaining. Eat your vegetables, and you can have dessert, they'd say. As an adult, I realized they set the bar pretty low. Now, I'll do anything for a cookie. Literally, anything.

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