18 Jokes About Your Friends Sister

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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Why did my friend's sister become an astronaut? She wanted space from her brother's jokes!
Why did my friend's sister become a detective? She wanted to solve the mystery of who ate all the cookies.
Why did my friend's sister bring a ladder to the concert? She wanted to get to the next level of music!
Why did my friend's sister bring a pencil to the party? She wanted to draw attention!
I told my friend's sister she should become a baker. Why? Because she's a pro at rolling with the dough!
My friend's sister is so organized. She alphabetizes her spice rack. It's the thyme of her life!
Why did my friend's sister bring a calendar to the party? She wanted to date everyone there!
I told my friend's sister she should open a bakery. She said, 'Nah, I kneaded that idea.

The Sibling Selfie Syndrome

Why is it that every time I try to take a selfie with my friend, his sister photobombs us? It's like she has a sixth sense for ruining perfectly good pictures. I call it the sibling selfie syndrome.

Sister's Birthday Gift Dilemma

I asked my friend what to get his sister for her birthday, and he said, Something expensive. So I got her a mirror. Turns out, he meant something expensive for ME to buy, not for her to admire.

Sibling GPS

Your friend's sister is like a human GPS. She always knows where her brother is, what he's doing, and who he's with. I'm convinced she's got a secret hotline to Mom with hourly updates.

Your Friend's Sister: The Unsolved Mystery

You ever notice how your friend's sister is like the Bermuda Triangle? You know it exists, you're curious about it, but you're not entirely sure you should explore it.

Sibling Rivalry Olympics

I was at my friend's house, and his sister challenged me to a race. Little did I know, it was the Sibling Rivalry Olympics. I haven't run that fast since I accidentally pocket-dialed my ex.

Sister's Cooking Adventures

I tried my friend's sister's cooking. Let's just say, I now understand why their family keeps a stash of takeout menus. I've never been so grateful for a pizza delivery in my life.

Sibling Spa Day

I suggested a spa day to my friend's sister, thinking it would be a bonding experience. Turns out, her idea of a spa day involves face masks, cucumbers, and a strategic placement of whoopee cushions. I left feeling more pranked than pampered.

Sibling Telepathy

Ever notice how your friend's sister always knows when you're about to spill some juicy gossip? It's like she has sibling telepathy. You start talking, and she appears out of nowhere like a gossip superhero with a cape made of family secrets.

The Sibling Code

Your friend's sister will always claim she knows the sibling code. But I'm pretty sure the only code she knows is the one to unlock her brother's phone when he's not looking.

The Forbidden Text

I accidentally sent a text meant for my friend to his sister. It said, Your brother is driving me crazy! Her response? Join the club, we have matching jackets. Apparently, they have a support group.

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